Kids in Church
Comments Made By Children
Little Boy Praying
A little boy was overheard praying:
“Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
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A Christian Home
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,” That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
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Deliver Us From Evil
I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the
Lord’s Prayer
for several evenings at bedtime,
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated
each word right up to the end of the prayer:
“Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed,
“But deliver us some email.
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Forgive Us Our Transgressions
One particular four-year-old prayed,
“And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
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Quiet In Church
A Sabbath school teacher asked her children, as they were on
the way
to church service,
“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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The 2 Ushers
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were
sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his
Big sister had had enough.
“You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”
“Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
“See those two men standing by the door?
They’re hushers.”
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Moral Lesson
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and
Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, let’s play a game. You can be Jesus!”
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Dinner Blessing
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she
turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say
the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?”
Meditation: “Assuredly, I say to you, whoever does not receive the kingdom of God as a little child will by no means enter it.” – Luke 18:17
Also Read:
- Men in the Bible: A Large-Hearted and Accommodating Man
- The Benefits of Wisdom: Happiness
- The Northwestern Newspaper Story
- Father, Give Me My Share of the Estate
- Strayed from God, but Back in His Arms
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