ASAP: Always Say A Prayer

ASAP: Always Say A Prayer

ASAP: Always Say A Prayer Ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP? Generally, we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we… ASAP: Always Say A Prayer Ever wonder about the abbreviation ASAP? Generally, we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way.   There’s work to do, deadlines to meet; You’ve got no time to spare, But as you hurry and scurry ASAP – Always Say A Prayer   In the midst of family chaos, Quality time is rare. Do your best; let God do the rest ASAP – Always Say A Prayer   It may seem like your worries Are more than you can bear. Slow down and take a breather ASAP – Always Say A Prayer God knows how stressful life is; He wants to ease our cares, And He’ll respond to all your needs ASAP – Always Say A Prayer Meditation: Then He spoke a parable to them, that men always ought to pray and not lose heart, – Luke 18:1 You Will Succeed in Jesus Name! Also Read: How God Creates: Creating by

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The Clever Dog

The Clever Dog

The Clever Dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day, the dog starts chasing butterflies,… The Clever Dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day, the dog starts chasing butterflies, and before long, he discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, “Boy, I’m in deep doo-doo now.” Then, he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settled down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, “Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?” Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. “Whew,” says the leopard, “That was close. That dog nearly had me.” Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the

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Bananas Conductor

Bananas Conductor

Bananas Conductor A little old lady is on a bus buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change. After 15 minutes, the… Bananas Conductor A little old lady is on a bus buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change. After 15 minutes, the conductor becomes so enraged that he hits her on the head with the ticket dispenser, and the poor old dear dies instantly. Not surprisingly, he is convicted and put on death row. Just before he is to be electrocuted, his last request is for 12 pounds of bananas, which he devours. They strap him into the chair, flip the switch, and he just sits there, smiling. According to tradition, this is considered a reprieve from God, and he is freed. Somehow, he gets his old job back, and he is happily dispensing tickets when he sees a girl stick her gum on the back of a seat on the bus. Enraged, he lunges out with the ticket dispenser, breaking the offender’s neck and killing her. Again, he is convicted and sent to death row. He again eats the 12 pounds of bananas, and lo and behold, the electricity does not harm him. This time, the executioner cleans the contacts and

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