Jesus Too Has A CV

Jesus Too Has A CV

Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour and Jesus Hello, My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you… Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour and Jesus Hello, My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications * I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through Me, (See Galatians 3:14) Occupational Background * I’ve only had one Employer, (See Luke 2:49). * I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. * My Employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17) Skills Work Experiences * Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more; healing the broken-hearted; setting the captives free; healing the sick; restoring sight to the blind and setting

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Missing Jesus

Missing Jesus

They were looking for a Lion, He came as a Lamb, and they missed him. They were looking for a Warrior, He came as a Peacemaker, and they missed him…. They were looking for a Lion, He came as a Lamb, and they missed him. They were looking for a Warrior, He came as a Peacemaker, and they missed him. They were looking for a King, He came as a Servant, and they missed him. They were looking for Liberation from Rome, He submitted to the Roman cross, and they missed him. They were looking for a fit to their mould, He was the mould maker, and they missed him. What are you looking for? Lion? Warrior? King? Liberator? What are you looking for? They were looking for their temporal needs to be met. He came to meet their eternal needs, and they missed him. He came as a Lamb to be sacrificed for your sin. Will you miss him? He came to make peace between God and man. Will you miss him? He came to model servanthood for all mankind. Will you miss him? He came that we might have true Liberty. Will you miss him? He came to give you eternal life. Will you miss him? When we submit to the Lamb we will meet the Lion. Join

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Six Year Old’s Prayer

Six Year Old’s Prayer

Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son had asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good. God… Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son had asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream for dessert. And Liberty and justice for all, amen.” Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, “That’s what’s wrong with this country. Kids today don’t even know how to pray. Asking God for ice-cream. Why, I never.” Hearing this, my son burst into tears and asked me, “Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?” As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job and God was certainly not mad at him. An elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my son and said, “I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer.” “Really?”, my son asked. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), “Too bad she never asks God for ice

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Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter… Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard so many good things about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been giving an entrance quiz for everyone. The tests are short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven.” Forrest responds, “It sure is good to be here, St. Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. Sure hope the test ain’t too hard; Life was a big enough test as it was.” St. Peter goes on, “I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions: 1. What days of the week begin with the letter T? — 2. How many seconds are there in a year? 3. What is God’s first name?” Forrest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to St. Peter to try to answer the exam

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God’s Embroidery

God’s Embroidery

When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she… When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing. She informed me that she was embroidering. I told her that it looked like a mess from where I was, the underside. I watched her work within the boundaries of the little round hoop that she held in her hand. She would smile at me, look down and gently say, “My son, you go about your playing for a while, and when I am finished with my embroidering, I will put you on my knee and let you see it from my side.” I would wonder why she was using some dark threads along with the bright ones and why they seemed so jumbled from my view. A few minutes would pass and then I would hear Mother’s voice say, “Son, come and sit on my knee.” This I did, only to be surprised and thrilled to see a beautiful flower or a sunset. I could not believe it, because from underneath it looked so messy. Then Mother

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