The Resume of Jesus Christ

The Resume of Jesus Christ

The Resume of Jesus Christ Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour and Jesus Hello, My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call… The Resume of Jesus Christ Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible Keywords: Christ, Lord, Saviour and Jesus Hello, My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications * I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) * I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) * I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) * I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) * The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14) Occupational Background * I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). * I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. * My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17) Skills Work Experiences * Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken-hearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight

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Lessons on Life

Lessons on Life

Moral: Don’t let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. Don’t judge life by one difficult season. Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come sometime or later.

Baby Erik and the Old Man

Baby Erik and the Old Man

Everyone in the restaurant noticed and looked at us and then at the man. The old geezer was creating a nuisance with my beautiful baby. Our meal came and the man began shouting from across the room, “Do ya know patty cake? Do you know peek-a-boo? Hey, look, he knows peek-a-boo.”