Great Truths Adults Learned
Great truths adults learned: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don’t hurt. 3) Families are like fudge.... mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is a good...
11 Reasons You Will Not Hear A Fan Give
11 Reasons you will not hear a fan give for not attending a game: 1. Every time I went, they asked me for money. 2. The people with whom I had to sit didn’t seem very friendly. 3. The seats were too hard and not at all comfortable. 4. I went to many games, but the...
Christian One Liners
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. When you get to your wits’ end, you’ll find God lives there. People are...

If God Brings You To It
One day, a man, his heart heavy with grief, was walking in the woods. As he thought about his life, he knew many things were not right. He thought about those who had lied about him when he had a job. His thoughts turned to those who had stolen his things and cheated...

What if…
What if… God couldn’t take the time to bless us today because we could not take the time to thank Him yesterday. What if… God decided to stop leading us tomorrow because we didn’t follow Him today. What if… God didn’t walk with us today because we failed to recognise...

Isn’t It Strange?
Isn’t it strange how a twenty-dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn’t it strange how two hours seem so long when you’re at church, and how short they seem when you’re watching a good...

A Special Message
After the usual hymns, the church’s pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit, and, before he gave his message, briefly introduced a guest minister who was in the service that evening. The pastor told the congregation that the guest minister was one of his...

Darts & Jesus
Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons. One particular day, Sally walked into the college class and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target, and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told his students to draw a picture of...

A Faithful Giver
Due to a lack of sufficient income to cover church expenses, a local grain elevator owner volunteered to take his church’s treasurer position if, for one year, the church would require no report from him. The Board was puzzled, but knowing him to be an honest man who...